vincent van gogh walks into a pub, the landlord asks "do you want a pint mate? " van gogh says "no thanks i,ve got one ear. " anyone got any more?


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Bloke walks into a pub for a wisky and the bartender is a horse. Bloke asks, "White Horse?". Horse replies, "No! Eric."

Termite walk into a bar and sais ''Is the bar tender here''

Think about it!

A cat dies and goes to heaven. St Peter looks in his book and says 'You've never done anything wrong to anyone - what reward would you like?'
Cat says ' a nice soft cushion to sleep on, thanks.'
'Granted' says St Peter.
The cat went to sleep.

Then a group of mice came to the pearly gates.
St Peter looked in his book and said ' You've been a good bunch - never went in anyone's house. What reward would you like'
The chief mouse said 'we always liked the look of the roller blades the humans wore. Could we have some?'
'Granted' said St Peter.

The next day St Peter saw the cat. 'Did you have a good night on your cushion?' he asked the cat.

'Yes,' replied the cat, 'and my compliments to the chef for the meals on wheels.'

A Father and a son were talking together. With the intention of making the son understand the importance of not being selfish the father told his son...

'My Dear! always keep in mind we have come to this world to help others all the way and all the time we can.'

The Son spent a couple minutes in a very pensive mood, and asked...

'I see Dad, but, then what on earth have others come here for?'